[louis tomlinson voice] we are in LOUISville haha i own this town don’t fucking touch me
ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago
not until nOW AND IM TRIPPIN BALLS
i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with
I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.
why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth
because I don’t want salmonella….
then don’t eat salmon….
Trying to summon Harry Styles with:
- A photo of Louis Tomlinson
- A child
- 280 tattoos
- A polaroid camera
we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run